Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts

Monday, December 5, 2011

Stuff About Me




So,
When I first made my "Stuff about me" post, I was just fucking around and wasn't really caring what I put.
Soooo... 


I've decided to redo it. (Honestly I'll probably end up redoing this a lot of times.)

I'm complicated, and have a VERY perverted sense of humor.

I don't like people being dickheads for no reason, but who does?

I don't enjoy shopping, it's just one of Life's necessary evils.

Super preppy, happy, overly joyous people can get on my nerves.

Especially if it's early in the morning, I mean who the fuck is happy early in the morning?
Preppy people, that's who!

I love writing, it keeps me sane.
Wait...
What the fuck am I saying?
I'm already crazy but it keeps me from randomly punching people in the face.
Yeah that works.

I'm not a violent person, I swear!
I just don't like it when people are:

Stupid and don't realize it.

A complete bitch for no reason.

Just a major asshole in general.

SUPERDUPER preppy in the morning. (Pretty sure we covered that already)

And many other things that I'll end up listing later probably.

I'm not a morning person, I mean I don't completely rage in the morning.
But until I've woken up, I don't want a bunch of super loud overly happy morning birds chirping away at me.
Basically I need a shirt or a hat that says "LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE....At least until 10 am."

I have sleeping issues.
They've gotten worse over the years.
I'm a light sleeper normally, that is if I sleep.
Otherwise I'm either staying up writing or playing some type of game like Minecraft, Skyrim.
Whatever I'm in the mood for I guess.

I have a lot of weird ass dreams, some dreams are so fucked up I write them down when I wake up from them.
Most of my dreams people are trying to kill me or something.
Last dream I had there was a Zombie apocalypse going on, I never thought I'd dream of that to be honest.
People tried to throw me off a bridge, that's when I woke up.

Badass dreams right?

Oh and in case you haven't realized it yet, I'm Awesome.
A lot of times I'm so Awesome, people can't handle it.

Crazy right?

But yeah, I'm a pretty quiet person, and shy.
I guess it's weird to be a complete perv and shy at the same time, but somehow I pull it off.

I've had a really fucked up past so sometimes I get down right gloomy, but who doesn't?
Sometimes I think I should write a story about my life, but right now I just don't have the "balls" to do it.

I'll do it one day though...
Gotta get that shit out sometime.

So I guess since I've mentioned things I don't like, I should mention things I do like.

Baby Animals, who doesn't like them?

Kittens, because they're fluffy and adorable and tiny and just instantly awesome.

Puppies, because they can act like complete idiots but still be oh so darn cute.

Turtles, everyone loves turtels. (Yes I spelled it like that on purpose)


Movie Madness,

Apocalypto, just because it's a good movie in my opinion.

10,000 B.C. because I liked the story.

Finding Nemo, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming...

The Lion King, Disney classic.

Pocahontas, because she's awesome.

BraveHeart, I love the story.

Dances with Wolves, also love the story.

A Walk to Remember, pissed me off and made me cry, loved the story though.

Zombieland, because if I had to survive a zombie apocalypse that would be a pretty cool way to do it.

Love Disney movies.

Tangled, is a new favorite of mine. Because it makes me laugh and I thought it would suck but it didn't which surprised me.

And can't forget,
James Cameron's Avatar.

Okay enough movies...

Time for Books.

The Earth's Children series by Jean M. Auel. (her books are what got me hooked to reading.)

She who Remembers by Linda Lay Shuler. (Loved the series)
 

Eragon series. (still have to read the fourth book) (ALSO the movie sucked)

Warriors by Erin Hunter. (childish I guess)

The Tree People by Naomi M. Stokes. (Interesting story with sad facts)

Guilty Pleasures by Laurell K. Hamilton. (Love the Wereanimals and Vampires, plus she's a badass)

Marley and Me by John Grogan. (Reminded me of my sister's troublesome dog)

Dream Weaver by Penina Keen Spinka. (I want to read the whole series one day)

The Reindeer Hunters, The Horsemasters, and Daughter of the Red Deer by Joan Wolf.
(Interesting reads)

And I like many other books, but honestly I've read too many to list them all.
I still need to read the LOTR series, working on The Hobbit.
So long waay to go.

Now for the all important Games list!

Skyrim, (Love it)

Oblivion, (Favorite game before Skyrim)

Minecraft, (because I love being creative and used to be in love with Legos)

Tales of Vesperia and Tales of Symphonia.

Pure. (Love pulling off a special trick right before the gas runs out and taking first place)


Soo...
I think that's enough likes and such.

Ohhhh...

But I am a big music fan, trance, techno, rock, a mix of this and that.
I like pretty much everything but I'm not really into gospel or jazz or superduper religious music....



But basically I'm a crazy bitch, who's probably more complicated than a puzzle box on steroids.





Monday, September 26, 2011

Wtf Zilllaaaa?

Okay... so lil' sis walks up to me asking me to move the damn truck from in front of the house.
Because she wants the dog, who's in the yard behind the truck.
To be in the porch-light.
The dog gets treated better by her than I DO?!
Cleopatra is the tiny little bitch's name.
Yes, she is adorable.
Yes, she is annoying.
AND....
I can't stand her sometimes.
But I love her just the same, she's sweet in a weird way...

Anyway, what I wanted to really get out there was!
As I walked through the foyer into the living room, the big screen is blaring, "Unce, unce, unce!"
Music, and I'm like...Wtf?
My mom is watching...Jersey Shore?...
I don't even watch that show?!

It seems stupid to me.

But...whatever floats her boat I guess..
But this "Snookie" person was talking about popping out babies with some stuck up looking Italian dude with, spikey hair.

I'm just like, okay....
AWKWARDDDDD...

Actually, to be honest... That's really nothing.
But still, who blurts things out about popping out babies?!

What the hell has my mother been watching?!

Okay, okay...some people might like that kind of, "Drama?"
And such, but, I just find it a bit irritating

Okay, enough about some weird tv show!

As I believe I said earlier, we went to the airport.
And a funny thing is... The Lookout tower or whatever that every airport has.... Well if you have a dirty, corrupted mind. Hehe, well it looks like a giant dick.
I'M not the only one who thinks so!
I didn't put it into words, but mommy dearest did.

So....It wasn't just my friends who corrupted me, it was also my mother.



All I can say is... we have a odd sense of humor.

But we think it's funny?!


Speaking of weird things on tv...Wtf is on mine?!
It was on some movie called Trapped when I went to move the truck and now I just realized it's on something else...
Apparently...This is called Hatchet II.
"A woman returns to the Louisiana swamps to seek revenge against a maniacal killer."

Doesn't that just sound like an amazing movie?...
Well it's on MAXe, so it should be better than, Chiller, Syfy, Spike and such...
But I guess I'll have to watch to find out.

I just realized I'm amazingly tired...
And I almost had the evil headache from hell again today!
Except I felt it coming and took advil and said, fuck youuu.
So I felt cool when it didn't reappear.
That's just what I would've needed for that two hour drive back home. -.-

OH AND,
Random fact....Baby squirrels are called kittens.
Just letting you all know!
Okay..enough shit for now.