A Leaf, the most horrid of Things.

A leaf is the worst of evils apparently.
If one even touches the dear floors of GB.
She evolves into her ScarySecondSelf, that's completely crazy.

Yes she's already crazy, but her ScarySecondSelf, is even crazier!
I know that's hard to believe but it's true.
SO
ScarySecondSelf has been in a bad mood for weeks now, because of who-gives-a-fuck-why.
She spots the leaf and starts screaming in her bitchy tone.
"WHY ISN'T THIS PICKED UP?! YOU WALKED RIGHT BY IT!"

Now, I know leaves are nasty creatures, but are they that goddamn horrible?
I mean what the fuck did that leaf ever do to you?
What the fuck did I DO to get yelled at about it?!

I sure as hell didn't bring that leaf in to touch your wonderful floors!
It wasn't I that said, "Come on, Leaf! Let's piss GB off, now did I?!
I don't think soooo.

But alas, I get bitched at anyway.
So of course I stand in silence and go to that blank place that is safe and listen to you bitch and moan.
Then I continue cleaning YOUR kitchen, and watch as you walk back in with the food I'd fixed you, untouched and set upon the counter.
And do I say anything?
No, I do not.

Were you bitching about being hungry?
Yes you were.

But I don't say anything, fuck I don't even look at you.
I just do what I'm supposed to do.
And then you call me into your Royal quarters and you cry and ask me to forgive you.

Of course I do, because what else would I do...
When you should be my rock and the one that's understanding, our roles are switched and have been for a long time.

I try to deal with it but my patience is wearing thin.

MondaysReallySuck

Rain, rain and rain some MOOORE

If you didn't guess by the title, it's been raining.
Quite a bit.
For over a week or so now.
Today's forecast was....
Severe Thunderstorm warnings PLUS a Tornado WATCH?!

I love rain, but I don't like to be cold and wet.
Because...
Taking care of all the farm animals in the cold, wet rainy, gloomy weather, as nice as it seems...Isn't that fucking great.

Honestly, I love animals.
But I'm tired of taking care of animals that I DID NOT choose to have, just have to bide my time I guess.
But time sucks.
A lot.

I'm tired if you can't tell, which is weird...
Time changes always fuck me over though.

I mean last night I stayed up too late because I forgot about the time change and for some reason my laptop was a dickhead and didn't update it's timey time time.
So I didn't realize how late it was getting until I looked at the time on the phone and realized, I was fucking tired.
Because it was fucking late.
SO...
I went and laid down and passed out listening to a thunderstorm for the 3rd or so night.
And woke up to it raining kittens and puppies.
Looked at the clock and was amazed.
I slept waaay too long.

I mean I wake up a lot when I sleep, I don't sleep for that many hours without interruptions.
But alas!
That time I had, so I was all disoriented and groggy this morning.

But on a good note...
No preppy people fucked with me!

On another note...

Someone I don't feel like talking to is fucking with me and I feel like punching them in the face.

*sigh*

Really tired I think.
Will I try sleeping?
Probably not...

Do I need to get up early in the morning?
Yes, indeed I do.

Fuck mornings.
Especially Mondays!