Monday, September 26, 2011

Wtf Zilllaaaa?

Okay... so lil' sis walks up to me asking me to move the damn truck from in front of the house.
Because she wants the dog, who's in the yard behind the truck.
To be in the porch-light.
The dog gets treated better by her than I DO?!
Cleopatra is the tiny little bitch's name.
Yes, she is adorable.
Yes, she is annoying.
AND....
I can't stand her sometimes.
But I love her just the same, she's sweet in a weird way...

Anyway, what I wanted to really get out there was!
As I walked through the foyer into the living room, the big screen is blaring, "Unce, unce, unce!"
Music, and I'm like...Wtf?
My mom is watching...Jersey Shore?...
I don't even watch that show?!

It seems stupid to me.

But...whatever floats her boat I guess..
But this "Snookie" person was talking about popping out babies with some stuck up looking Italian dude with, spikey hair.

I'm just like, okay....
AWKWARDDDDD...

Actually, to be honest... That's really nothing.
But still, who blurts things out about popping out babies?!

What the hell has my mother been watching?!

Okay, okay...some people might like that kind of, "Drama?"
And such, but, I just find it a bit irritating

Okay, enough about some weird tv show!

As I believe I said earlier, we went to the airport.
And a funny thing is... The Lookout tower or whatever that every airport has.... Well if you have a dirty, corrupted mind. Hehe, well it looks like a giant dick.
I'M not the only one who thinks so!
I didn't put it into words, but mommy dearest did.

So....It wasn't just my friends who corrupted me, it was also my mother.



All I can say is... we have a odd sense of humor.

But we think it's funny?!


Speaking of weird things on tv...Wtf is on mine?!
It was on some movie called Trapped when I went to move the truck and now I just realized it's on something else...
Apparently...This is called Hatchet II.
"A woman returns to the Louisiana swamps to seek revenge against a maniacal killer."

Doesn't that just sound like an amazing movie?...
Well it's on MAXe, so it should be better than, Chiller, Syfy, Spike and such...
But I guess I'll have to watch to find out.

I just realized I'm amazingly tired...
And I almost had the evil headache from hell again today!
Except I felt it coming and took advil and said, fuck youuu.
So I felt cool when it didn't reappear.
That's just what I would've needed for that two hour drive back home. -.-

OH AND,
Random fact....Baby squirrels are called kittens.
Just letting you all know!
Okay..enough shit for now.

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