Ah-ha?!

Well, I decided to see if blogger had an app for my iPod.
And it did!
So this is going to make writing post so much easier while I don't have access to my laptop and such.

Anyway!!....

Once I fell asleep last night I actually slept pretty well, I think.
Pretty sure I had a random crazy ass dream... But I only remember bits and flashes?..

My mom hasn't been a godzillabitchy lady this morning, so yay!

Let's hope it stays that way... >.>

So tomorrow is the big B-day... Am I looking forward to it?
No.
Should I be?
Probably.
Am I going to?!
No?!

My mom told me we'll be heading for the airport (which is a two hour drive one way) at no later than 7:30...am!

I mean come on! WTF?!
I don't want to wake up so damn early to get ready to go to the airport?!
Just to pick up my asshole of a dad.

Bs I say!
BSBSBS.

Nothing I can do about it ATM though...(ATM: at the moment.)

So... Today I get to straighten up the rest of the house, check alllllll the animals. And tonight I plan on taking a long hot bath and forgetting tomorrow!

But then I'll have to "go to bed early" so I can wake up early.
(Haha, yeah right.)

A thing my mother despise, is that I'm a night-owl.
She's a... Wake up preppy and early kind of person.

Early bird gets the worm kind of person.
It's caused many conflicts and battles between us.
Many injuries and deaths....
Okay, many injuries but no deaths.
(Yet.)

Hehe.

So this morning I had toast for the first time in like............ Erm........... To be safe I'm going to say, 4-7months.
I think it might've actually been longer than that.
But a HORRID tragic thing made my toast experience not as good as it could be!
We are out... Of... Tea!?!?
It was terrible D:
And still is, for we still are out of tea. =.=

Destination truth is being distracting this morning, but they're just showing the episodes I've already seen...
(For those of you who don't know what destination truth is, it is an entertaining show that appears on Syfy.)

Syfy, with it's cheap, but entertainingly so movies on the weekends. And it's weird fucked up shows on week days.
Normally either Syfy or Spike is on my tv.
I don't even normally watch tv, I just put it on for the background noise.
Because I don't like hearing my mother's annoying tv shows. Or my sister, or my sister and her annoying little bitch of a dog running down the halls like there's a bunch of bees chasing them around.
Smashing into walls, slamming doors, barking, screaming.
Just another day in my whacky week.

Tomorrow (Wednesday) has been stressing me out, more and more the closer it gets.

I need a vacation! From everything!
I should just go to the beach, except the closest beach is at least a 6hour drive?!
And it's not even a pretty beach, it's all just murky...

I should go to Florida or Hawaii or something.

I wonder how the rest of today will be...!
Probably irritating, annoying, etc.
I mean waking up and having a cramp already is a sucky start.
But if I don't see Trollsis or Godzillabitchy, I'll probably be fine!

Or will I....
Dun, dun, dun...!